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Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Marshmallow obsessed


sneak peak from the photoshoot a couple weeks ago! 
bracelets: c/o Derng // shirt & necklace: c/o Hope's




You know you have a problem when...
When your cooking dinner in the kitchen and watching tv at the same time and all of a sudden your husband bursts out laughing...but there's nothing funny on the tv.

You then ask him...'what in the world are you laughing at'?

He is laughing at ME!

He then asks if I can scarf down any more marshmallows before dinner?
Apparently I was shoveling marshmallows down as fast as I could while watching tv from the kitchen.


So...since I love marshmallows so much....
here are a few marshmallow finds from Pinterest!









Source: flickr.com via Anne on Pinterest







Are y'all as obsessed with marshmallows as me?!

xoxo
manda

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Dressing Room Mishap


dress: c/o frock candy (same dress)

 
or throw a tee over it!!


dress: c/o frock candy (same dress)
gray tee: old navy



So...I'm currently obsessed with all the ways I will be wearing this dress! Frock Candy is def one of my new fav stores. I can't believe blogging has opened my eyes to so many wonderful and affordable shops!! 

you can bet your butt I'll be wearing 
this dress with tights and these boots soon!!

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Ok seriously....

Isn't it normal for department store employees to knock on a dressing room door before letting someone come in inside?

Well... I was at Victoria Secret trying on some cute stuff for our honeymoon.

First of all...I sat by the dressing room for about five minutes before I had to go up to the register so they could track someone down with a key to the rooms.

Then...I was in there for maybe five minutes (yeah I'm one of those people who take forever!). I can hear one of the employees talking to another customer and sounded like she was about to open a room for her.

All of a sudden the door swings open and I yell out.
I'm pretty sure everyone saw me...the employee giggles and shuts the door. No apology...nothing.

Especially in a store like this...why would you not knock on the door first to double check?

Needless to say...I was getting hangry so I def let it be known at the register what happened.

Who wants to be half naked and strangers see you????
goodness gracious....
anyways...hope you ladies have a great day!!!
xoxo
manda


Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Like Whoa...!

For real...

the phrase, "like whoa", seriously popped into my head when I saw this photo.
because this is way too short to be wearing without jeans or leggings! Which I will be wearing when you see this on me next time!

I love the little horses on this...I got quite a few compliments when I wore this on casual Friday to work! 

Close your mouth...
I wore it over jeans!!!


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And then I said, 'like whoa', when I saw this face...have I scared you away yet...plus the lighting was off?!?! However...I prob wear this shirt once a week because its soooo comfy!!

even tho my face is ridiculous...don't let it distract you from the shirt! 


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so...
obviously these were not my best photos...but are some of my fav pieces of clothing...so had to share!


anyways...I'll share the couple shower photos with y'all tomorrow...which aren't very many (sad face).

We boarded the dogs but since it was a holiday...they wouldn't let us get them until yesterday (double sad face). I really really missed them!


Hope you ladies have a great day!!
xoxo
manda


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Stinkin IPhones







Dress: c/o OASAP
Bracelet: c/o Rustik Chic // Shoes: Aldo Shoes
Ring: c/o Distorted Earth // Belt: Charlotte Russe
Purse: Francesca's (plus get 20% of one regular priced item with code: CUPCAKE)

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Don't you just love the auto correct on your IPhone?

I received this email the other day regarding my bracelets at Chloe vs Tank.
I was drinking wine at the moment and almost (ALMOST) spit it out!

Please read below...and make sure you don't have anything in your mouth :-)

"Love, love, love your bracelets but I see I found them too late and they're all sold out!!! How long til you testicles the Pink, Purple, Mint (3 separate Minis) leather wrap bracelet?? :)"

Whoa!
I knew right away she must have been using some sort of touch screen!

I constantly have this problem. Not with that word in particular but sometimes condom will pop up or some other crazy word!

That might have been the highlight of my day. Or maybe it was just super funny because I had already drank a little wine?!

What's the funniest thing your phone has ever sent or received?

And if you are the one that sent me this email...I hope you don't mind! Nothing but love! I just thought this was too funny not to share!

(linking up to The Pleated Poppy)
xoxo
manda

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I'm not a country girl...

I had an excellent weekend!

Eric and I spent Saturday with my family celebrating my mom's birthday and my nephew's 9th birthday!

I got to see this cute little girl..and she is the funniest!


You ask her if she is a daddy's girl. she nods her head yes.
You ask if girls are smarter than boys. she nods her head yes.
You ask if she is the prettiest little girl. she nods her head yes.
But her nod is just one very stern nod!


As you know....I live in Texas...but after this weekend I realize I am not a country girl!

My sister Rachel lives in the country for sure...which is where we celebrated the birthdays.

Anyways...It's getting darker and it's seriously hot and bugs are all around. But it seems like there are a ton of these little bugs everywhere! They just won't go away. At one point I look down at my shirt and there is a black patch of bugs!!
(of course everyone else says they're not gonna kill me)
So...next time...I'm bringing a bug net!!

I'm not a country girl! lol.
I hate bugs!

Happy Tuesday y'all!
xoxo
manda


Thursday, June 7, 2012

My photographer...

I seriously have to give credit to E.

If you didn't know...he is my photographer!


Normally we are out and back in the house within 5 minutes.
Wham Bam, thank you ma'am.


And sometimes like this past weekend...I'm just not feelin' it. I'm like...I don't think that was a good one. Or...complaining that it's so freaking windy!

I just want to say thanks for putting up with me and all this blogginess!!

And this is why I edit out my face sometimes!! lol!

*oh and please disregard the color of my hair...it seriously needs to be 'done'! Since I've been trying to grow it out...I've kind of let it go.

*and if you missed Nicholl's tips on how to make your hair grow...it's here!


*and I'm still gonna do a vlog...I just need to find the time...but just to hold you over...check this out in case you missed my test vlog thumbnails!

love you ladies!!
manda

PS: Visit Casey at The Wiegands to win a $40 shop credit to Chloe vs Tank!!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Kohls GURU...

My sister is seriously too funny!
Meet Rachel!
via
Remember when I bought {these} mint capris from Kohls?

Well I originally went there because Rachel had a pair of white ones that were really cute (I ended up getting white as well)!
So the day after I buy them...I told her I went there and they were on sale and the cashier gave me an extra coupon!
In the next few minutes...I realize that my sister is a Kohls guru!

Here's how it went down!
(Rachel is on the left and I'm on the right)










The next day rolls around...


and here's the best part!!




So a Kohls GURU or shoe-a-holic?

maybe both!
love ya sis!!
too bad we don't wear the same size!

y'all have a wonderful day!
xoxo
manda

Thursday, May 10, 2012

The craziest of faces!

So remember Friday (HERE) when I said I make crazy faces when I'm nervous (really it's all the time...lol).

Well...I decided to do a little test VLOG just to see if I could do it.

Is this really what you want to see?

Out of a 28 second clip...here are 8 thumbnails that had some crazy faces.

If I vlog...this is what you are going to see!

and please excuse the hair! it was early and I pretty much let it air dry!!

why do I look scared for my life in the bottom right?!?!

and what is with that droopy eyebrow skin in the bottom right?!?!?

and remind me again why
I just showed you this?!??!?!!

TO vlog OR NOT TO vlog?

y'all have a great day!!
xoxo
manda

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Friday, April 20, 2012

Our 3rd Date Story!



Read the story of how we met {HERE}!
You can find our second date story {HERE}!

So I'm sure if I've really told you guys that I love food!

Well, Eric I and went to Cheddars for our third date. It had just opened and I'd never been there. It's good old country cookin'!

I order a chicken fried steak!
mmm...mmm...mmm
(I couldn't wait to chomp down on that!)

Eric...being the healthy eater he is...orders fish and veggies.

I know what you're thinking...fish and veggies??? YES!

I think at some point when we first got the food I offer him a bite to try...and he says no.

I'm like ok...so I eat the whole thing!
(mind you...these chicken fried steaks are bigger than the plate!)

I'm not a salad picking kinda gal...I love my food!!


Eric said he went to ask me for a bite towards the end of dinner and it was gone!

I think he was shocked!

 

Now...he likes to tell everyone that I scarfed it down and never offered a bite! He says he went to ask for a bite and it was gone!


You snooze...you lose buddy!



 I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!!
Don't forget to enter {THIS} giveaway!

xoxo
manda

Thursday, April 5, 2012

It's ok...Our Second Date Story!

Its Ok Thursdays

It's ok to have _____ in your
teeth while on a second date.
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Our 'second date' story!

So we've been together for just a smidgen over three years!
On our first date...we were both super quiet...that's just who we are...so we had a few silent moments lol.

 
Well...we obviously went on a second date
and this is a tidbit of that date?


...We go out to eat at Babins...a Cajun seafood restaurant. We order their artichoke spinach dip as an appetizer.
We are talking and for some reason I say...'yeah it never fails that I always get something stuck in my teeth...and spinach is the worst! I don't have anything in my teeth do I?'

 
E says...'Well actually you do have spinach in your teeth right now!


So today...when E tells the story...
he likes to say that it was the biggest piece of spinach ever! And that it was there...dangling for the longest time throughout dinner!


I still can't believe he let me go that long with spinach in my teeth!! He says he didn't know how to tell me...it WAS only our second date!

 
Would you have told your date? Or just let it stay there?!

xoxo
manda
This post is brought to you by my two amin sposnors this month!...don't forget to check them out!!

Friday, March 30, 2012

Biggest hand EVER?! plus a giveaway winner!!!

It is FRIDAY and I'm loving it!!!

Let's jump right in to the giveaway winner for the PoochTags giveaway!

It's Elisabeth from La Vita e Bella!
Congrats...I will email you later today!!

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So remember when I posted this photo on Wednesday?

See my nail polish? It is soooo bright but I love it! It came in my Birchbox for March. Sign up {HERE}

When I first saw this photo...I immediately saw how huge my hand looked (or maybe the weird angle). I do actually have big hands anyway but this made it look even worse!!!

I cannot wear bangles because they won't slip over my hand haha (thanks mom!)!

And then it reminded me of the sitcom...King of Queens.

Do any of you watch that television show?
We are always watching the re-runs!

Do you remember the episode where Kelly and Decon give them a painting but Carrie's hand and arm are humongous?

This is the only photo I could find but it's blurry.



I feel like that painting right now!!
oh well! I'll just have another glass of wine!


Are y'all as weird as I am?!

happy friday ladies!!
xoxo
manda

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Why is everyone Flashing us?! plus...Pinteresting!

So as you know it was a 20 hour drive just to get Tank. (I nicknamed him...Tankers)

We rented a Ford Edge because my car is too small to hold a cage and Eric's truck is too jacked up and bumpy!

Oh boy...I fell in love with the heated seats! I had it on the whole way haha!!

Well we leave Houston, TX and get on the freeway...within 5 minutes a BMW gets behind us and flashes their lights. We were figured they were flashing us to get out of their way.

Halfway to Dallas...we pass a cop that has pulled someone over and he gives us the craziest look.

And one other time...someone gets behind us and flashes us again. Why are people being so rude??!

I think it was in between Dallas and Sherman TX (near Oklahoma) that we got pulled over by a cop.

We didn't have our headlights on the whole way! Which was about 5 hours driving in the dark with just our day lights running. I guess the raods were well lit lol!

The cop was cool and just gave us a warning.
Have you ever done anything crazy like that?!?!



Oh..and an update on Clo Clo and Tankers.
They actually ran around outside last night and played together!!


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Now I want to link up with Michelle over at the Vintage Apple.




 maybe clo and tankers will be like this when they get older haha!




I wish my hair would grow faster so Icould braid it like this!!




I am really liking the chambray shirts I've been seeing!

Source: polyvore.com via Devon on Pinterest


I really want to get a maxi dress..I've never had one!

Source: polyvore.com via Taylor on Pinterest


Can you tell I am ready for spring and summer lol??!
 
Have a great Wednesday everyone!!
Halfway thru the week!

xoxo
manda